Blair's Joke Page

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

These are fuckin' retarded, but if you knew the guy (even though he's a fag with no life) you'd be laughing.

A piece of wet bologna was walking down the street when a man asked him where he was heading. He replied "bologna sandwich!"

A lobster goes to the dentist and says "hey dentist, I got no teeth!"

This one's for Stephanana. What did the banana say to the other banana when he had to leave?
I gotta split!






What did the bowling ball say to the pins?
Don't stop me, I'm on a roll!

What do you call sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!

This one is for Stephanana too: What do you call a pair of banana peels?
SLIPPERS!!!



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